Occasional Friends - Think it's disgusting that you got so drunk you pi$$ed your pants and drowned the phone in your pocket - in their bed.
Best Friends -Upon hearing what happened say "That"s fecked - that"s why I don"t sleep with my mobile in my pocket any more" and help you turn their mattress over ...
Occasional Friends: Get upset if you are too busy to talk to them for a week
Best Friends: Are glad to see you after many years; and will happily carry on the same conversation you were having last time you met.
Occasional Friends: Never ask for food
Best Friends: Are the reason you have no food
Occasional Friends: Call your parents Mr and Mrs
Best Friends: Call your parents Mum and Dad
Occasional Friends: Bail you out of jail and then tell you what you did was wrong
Best Friends: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Mate...we fecked up ....but what a giggle?
Occasional Friends: Have never seen you cry
Best Friends: Cry with you
Occasional Friends: Know a few things about you
Best Friends: Could write a book with a shed full of direct quotes from you
Occasional Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best Friends: Will kick the backsides of whole crowds that left you behind
Occasional Friends: Would knock on your door
Best Friends: Walk right in and say, "got any beer!
Occasional Friends: Share a few experiences.
Best Friends: Share a lifetime of experiences no Occasional could ever dream of.
Occasional Friends: Will take your drink away when they think you"ve had enough
Best Friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You had better drink the rest of that, don"t waste it." Then they carry you home and put you safely to bed.
Occasional Friends: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
Best Friends: Will knock the crap out of people who use your name in vain
Occasional Friends: Know where you buried the body
Best Friends: Helped you bury the body
Occasional Friends: Will call you "mate" as a term of endearment
Best Friends: Will call you a "****er " "Twat" or "tosser" as a term of endearment
Occasional Friends: Are for a while.
Best Friends: Are for life.