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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #150 on: January 24, 2009, 14:26:14 PM »
LOL cant wait to hear what happened
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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #151 on: January 24, 2009, 14:39:54 PM »
come on Ger get on with it i like a story that involves a good scrap lol.

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #152 on: January 24, 2009, 14:40:31 PM »

come on Ger get on with it i like a story that involves a good scrap lol.


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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #153 on: January 24, 2009, 15:06:51 PM »
[youtube=425,350]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cCd16mQO32M[/youtube]

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #154 on: January 24, 2009, 15:53:21 PM »
sniff sniff -- nostalgia breaking out..

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #155 on: January 24, 2009, 16:16:27 PM »

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #157 on: January 24, 2009, 17:24:20 PM »
LMAOOOOO!!!!  Yer CRAZY!!!!  I would have taken my chances with the running.

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #158 on: January 24, 2009, 18:43:23 PM »
lmaoooo thats brilliant Ger, what a story to tell and it had me shouting with laughter, your a fine man you are.
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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #159 on: January 24, 2009, 19:00:05 PM »
You are now officially my hero Ger  :D

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #160 on: January 24, 2009, 19:00:20 PM »
Denis and myself were wondering around the town during the festival and were doing our best to tempt some of the nicer ladies to spend some time in our company. We were having a good Craic and the night wore on and we got separated and woke up in the same room, me on the floor and him in the bath. Good night then...... Anyway Denis reckoned he was on a promise with the girl he was with last night and was hoping to hook up with her later in the day. The only problem he reckoned was that her father was a bit of a tyrant and was liable to take the shotgun down from the wall if his little girl even got spoken to. Oh well we would cross that bridge if it came on us.

We went down the stairs and the owner of the hotel was tending bar, it would be rude not to have one for breakfast. We sat down and ordered a couple of pints and got chatting to the owner.

"Well lads good night last night" he inquired
"Aye, good Craic" we chorused
"Any women on the scene"  he slyly asked
"Oh aye" said Denis "I think I am on a promise tonight"
"Good man" says he "sew you oats while you're young I always say"
"He He!  I intend to" says Denis patting his back pocket "I intend to tonight as a matter of fact"
Cue ribald male chauvinistic laughter....

"Oh" says the owner as the door opened behind us "have you met my daughter"

We tuned round. Oh Shiite ! you guessed it, Denis's squeeze from the night before.

Conclusion shortly......

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #161 on: January 24, 2009, 19:28:07 PM »
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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #162 on: January 24, 2009, 19:51:08 PM »
We sauntered around town and had a few drinks and with every drink Denis got braver. The wee girl arrived on the scene and was accompanied by her friend, a rather cute brunette by the way. Anyway all the fears were banished and we had a great night.

We retired to the hotel and Denis had told me he was taking her up to the room and I was to make myself scarce. Fair enough, the brunette was warming to my charms anyway.

The next couple of hours are but it was very enjoyable. Anyway I woke up at around 7am and I was in bad need of a shower and all my gear was in the other room. I thought that because the owners daughter had an early shift she would be up and gone and if she wasn't who gives a feck.

I found my way to the hotel and climbed the stairs, nodding to the owner who was cleaning the bar area.

"Where's your friend" says he
"Oh he went to bed early" says I (getting a virtual kick)

I reached the door and gave a discreet tap. No reply so I gave it a right rap and heard a noise come from within, much whispered voices and a crashing sound. Well I tried the handle and the door opened and I saw the wee girl still in the bed with the blankets held up to her neck.

"Thank God" says she "I thought it was me Da"
"Where's Denis" says I

She pointed to the window

I went across and looked out and there he was legging it up the road in the morning light as naked as the day he was born.

"I'd better go get him" says I
"I'd better dress" says she laughing

Priceless

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #163 on: January 24, 2009, 20:25:35 PM »
:D :D
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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #164 on: January 24, 2009, 20:27:54 PM »
Reading this is so much better than watching saturday night tv.Keep up the good work Ger.
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