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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1425 on: January 17, 2010, 18:34:27 PM »

Watching Tommy Cooper on G.O.L.D. -- classic humour at its most innocent and best -- priceless
He was my dads favourite comedian.He just had to look at that silly grin and he was in stiches.
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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1426 on: January 17, 2010, 18:37:43 PM »


Watching Tommy Cooper on G.O.L.D. -- classic humour at its most innocent and best -- priceless
He was my dads favourite comedian.He just had to look at that silly grin and he was in stiches.


Bit like me when I look at you  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1427 on: January 17, 2010, 19:04:22 PM »



Watching Tommy Cooper on G.O.L.D. -- classic humour at its most innocent and best -- priceless
He was my dads favourite comedian.He just had to look at that silly grin and he was in stiches.


Bit like me when I look at you  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1428 on: January 17, 2010, 20:16:36 PM »
Wow - I bet Frank warren is spitting feathers right now. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/boxing/8464248.stm

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1429 on: January 17, 2010, 21:00:17 PM »

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1430 on: January 17, 2010, 23:44:00 PM »
Cracking snooker match - nail biting stuff

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1431 on: January 17, 2010, 23:51:51 PM »
9-9 - last frame is worth 75k (150k to the winner - 75k to the runner up)

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1432 on: January 17, 2010, 23:58:08 PM »
Great comeback from Selby 9-6 down and won the last 4 frames to take the Masters and LOL at Ronnie"s interview.

parrot: It"s been a tough week
Ronnie: No it hasn"t

parrot: Great game
Ronnie: Not for me I lost

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1433 on: January 18, 2010, 16:38:25 PM »

Pah mere amateurs IMO http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/8463333.stm


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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1434 on: January 18, 2010, 17:34:04 PM »


Pah mere amateurs IMO http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/8463333.stm


Of course - Mr "I drink 46 bottles of vodka a month/week/day" (feel free to delete as appropriate)


Never touch the stuff

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1435 on: January 18, 2010, 17:45:24 PM »
I am swiftly coming to the conclusion that although the brain is a wonderful storage device mine seems to be acting like a PC in deep need of a defrag. It's as if the data is there, but it's struggling to come to the front with total recall.


Automatic things to do with work are no problem, entrenched family stuff is easy, but triggers to the older memory bank seem to stop halfway.


I was walking out of the office today to have one of my frequent nicotine dependency breaks when I heard the sound of a crow. This started a memory way back in the recess of my head and while I knew I should know, and I could guess at the recollection, I could not see the memory properly in my mind. I knew it must have been a memory of our house in Ireland because of the nest of crows in the churchyard. However the recollection was vague and there was no real picture or situation forming.


It's the same with smells, I smell a perfume or an everyday smell and the same phenomenon occurs. However the smell is usually fleeting and the memory stubbornly remains in the dark area of auxiliary storage. It's annoying to get the trigger and not see the vivid memory.

It's old age I suppose or the precursor to total memory loss.....   ;D ;D

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1436 on: January 18, 2010, 18:46:07 PM »
Had a bit of a verbal repartee with a highly paid consultant from a famous consultancy firm all around voice picking. We currently pick by label, ie we peel a label off a roll and stick it on the box and place the box on the pallet. We are investigating more efficient ways of performing this process.

At one point we moved onto picker productivity.

Consultant: "Picking by voice will improve your picking productivity by 30%"
Me: "30% of what?"

Consultant: "30% of your overall picking time" talking to me in a condescending tone.
Me: "Over the whole pick process eh:?"

Consultant: "Yes" with a sigh
Me: "So it makes you walk faster then?"

Consultant: "Eh?"
Me: "70% of a pickers time is spent either walking or driving his pallet truck"

Consultant: "Ok but the figures are industry standard for the process"
Me: "So is that 30% of 30% or 30% of 100%

Consultant: "Benchmarks will prove the figures" digging his heels in
Me: "Ok, now how does voice picking improve our accuracy"

Consultant: "Introduce scanning as well and accuracy will be vastly improved"
Me: "We don't scan presently so by what percentage will that reduce the 30%?"

Consultant: "It will be negligible" he haughtily said
Me: "Negligibly taken off the 30% of the 30% or 30% of the 100%?"

Consultant: "We will get back to you with proof of concept figures from comparable industry processes"
Me "Perfect, I look forward to some accurate productivity saving figures in the future then"

Have a nice day.........

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1437 on: January 18, 2010, 20:31:37 PM »
I have found a new way of dealing with those flyers that are poked through the letter box. You know the type, the poxy hand made ones that offer you thousands to work from home or the ones that extoll the weight loss classes, or the local wellbeing guru etc etc

I have a downstairs loo next to the front door I throw them in and piss on them.............

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1438 on: January 18, 2010, 21:09:50 PM »

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1439 on: January 18, 2010, 22:15:43 PM »
I am such a child - watching Croc Dundee II -- half cut and loving it

edit: - You know who that was - clint eastwood - LMAO
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