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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1695 on: February 20, 2010, 12:13:45 PM »
OK travel plans are being looked at.

Aberdeen was easy - BMI air miles tax only from Machester with BMI --- booked.
Austria (presuming Vienna) - working with airmiles again not sorted yet but have an idea  ;D
Estonia (assuming Tallinn) -- working on it from one of the London airports
Spain - time for that later

Like a kid in a sweet shop here

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1696 on: February 20, 2010, 14:16:28 PM »
Result

Austria booked with airmiles via Frankfurt - tax only paid --

Now for Estonia LOL

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1697 on: February 21, 2010, 01:30:17 AM »
Lot of activity on a couple of forums over the new Season 4

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You can please all of the people some of the time. Some of the people all of the time. But you can"t please all of the people all of the time.

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1698 on: February 21, 2010, 01:32:10 AM »
Watching Kill Bill Vol 1 -- Uma rocks - end of message

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« Reply #1699 on: February 21, 2010, 02:11:36 AM »

Watching Kill Bill Vol 1 -- Uma rocks - end of message


nuff said indeed...tarantino rules too...but for clarity....for complete opp reasons!!
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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1700 on: February 21, 2010, 02:12:40 AM »


Watching Kill Bill Vol 1 -- Uma rocks - end of message


nuff said indeed...tarantino rules too...but for clarity....for complete opp reasons!!


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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1701 on: February 21, 2010, 14:36:32 PM »
Watching the recent 6 Nations I was struck by the raft of seemingly innocuous penalties that the commentators didn't seem to explain properly. It was as if we were watching a different situation. This was especially evident around the breakdown.

So I looked up the laws on the matter and found two gems that were ELV's (experimental law variations) have they become permanent??

1 "If a ball is unplayable at the breakdown, the side that did not take the ball into contact will receive a free-kick"

2 "For all offences other than offside, not entering through the gate and foul play, the sanction is a free-kick."

Did anyone else notice this ? or are they not in Law and the referees are confused.


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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1702 on: February 21, 2010, 14:50:04 PM »
Now these ELV's happen along once in a while and while the suits at the top mean well, and are trying to simplify the game, it"s not the complexity of it that is the problem. Deconstruct that and you might as well do away with rugby union altogether and join the two codes.

I feel the issue is the quality of the leading referees world-wide and the lack of investment and support to make them better and more consistent in their approach.

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1703 on: February 21, 2010, 20:23:19 PM »
Men"s Ski Cross @ the olympics = they are nuts - EOM

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1704 on: February 21, 2010, 21:28:32 PM »

Men"s Ski Cross @ the olympics = they are nuts - EOM


OMG. Never been so into watching a sport so quickly. Can"t wait for the Womens event for more of the same in 2 days time

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1706 on: February 24, 2010, 11:59:45 AM »
The amount of good luck coming your way depends on your willingness to act.

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1707 on: February 24, 2010, 18:07:08 PM »

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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1708 on: February 24, 2010, 18:09:17 PM »
Marie came in last night looking dishevelled and worn out. She had shadows under eyes and a gleam of sweat on her forehead. She sat down on the couch and drew her knees up and wrapped her arms around them and rocked back and forth.

Jesus, my mind went into overdrive, what were the signs of drug abuse, was she hitting the bottle hard or was it something stronger. How was I to approach this.

I stood up and sat beside her and gently said.

"Do you want to talk about it?"
"What's to talk about" came the terse reply
"Tell me what's up we can fix whatever it is together" says I

She looked up at me and said.

"I haven't been able to get onto facebook for two days"

FFS . priceless...


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Re: Duke attempts the Impossible
« Reply #1709 on: February 24, 2010, 18:26:38 PM »
Whilst understanding advertising and its various merits for companies, for every well executed marketing campaign there is probably an equally memorable disaster.

A few I recall..

Starbucks
Back in the heady days of 2002 the coffee giant quickly learnt that viral marketing campaigns can backfire, and spectacularly. Starbucks issued a free coffee coupon via email to a few of its staff. The  suggestion was that they "mail it to a friend". It turns out on the internet we are all friends. Several coupon boards and photocopiers later Starbucks were in trouble.

To make matter worse Starbucks omitted an expiry date on the voucher. A few days, and millions of cups of coffee, later they had to issue numerous statements that they would no longer honour the deal.

The company were not only heavily criticised, one angry customer even tried to sue Starbucks for over $100m.


Product placement: James Bond, Die Another Day
A trip to the cinema is a golden opportunity for advertisers. In the old days it started as soon as you walked into the foyer, extended into the 30 minutes of ads but stopped once the film commenced. These days however the movie itself has become the platform for advertising, known as "product placement". Some are subtle but "Die Another Day" was completely over the top.

Bond movies have always been about material objects, the car, the watch and the gadget. However, in Die Another Day it went into intergalactic warp drive. By the end of the movie I knew which brand of Vodka went into the Vodka Martini; what life is like in BA first class; and how the perfect sweeping second hand of an Omega Seamaster could win the Oscar for best supporting actor.


Bill Gates, Windows 98
There are two golden rules of television appearances. The first is to have a compelling reason to be there, the second, if you are selling the virtues of a product, is to be sure that it works. Poor old Bill Gates failed on both counts during the launch of Windows 98:

Bill looked uncomfortable in the first place but his discomfort got worse as his flagship software product crashed live on TV and the whole world got to see what a Blue Screen of Death (BSOD) looks like. It could have all been laughed off, but the real-life experience for millions was of the same blue screen.


Brylcreem and David Beckham
Sometimes when brands need a little helping hand the answer can be found with celebrity endorsement. Sadly as many brands have discovered, celebrities are a fickle bunch. Just ask Tiger Woods' sponsors.

Take Brylcreem and David Beckham. All the ingredients were in place for a happy marriage. Brylcreem as a brand was stagnant, its products generally associated with WW2 fighter pilots and anyone else over the age of 70 that had managed to cling onto their hair. Golden Balls on the other hand was on the way to the top, and the number one male icon in Brylcreem's target market. To make things even better, his hair was an even hotter topic than his football.

Sadly the marriage didn't even last a year. To sell the product, the single pre-requisite required Beckham to have some hair, which he had decided, very publically, to shave off. Brylcreem were in trouble. The advertising campaign had just got into gear, the company was stuck with pre-bought air time, and to make matters worse every kid in the country was following Beck's advice and opting for the more streamlined look.

A final thought. Is an awful marketing campaign such a bad thing, or is it true that the only worse thing than being talked about is not being talked about?