If Carlsberg did dull poker blogs, they'd do this one

[AMRN]

poker?

[duke3016]

poker noun [C]

a long thin metal stick that you use to move around coal or wood in a fire so that it burns better

[AMRN]

ahhhh thanks Duke. thought it might be something an Essex boy does to his missus on a Friday night!

[biffa85]

or more likely to someone else"s missus on a friday night!

[Bad hat lady]

What I"ll do is bring a supply of Jammie Dodgers with me to The Vic. I"ll offer them to anyone seated at the same table as myself and may also use one as a card guard.

Have you thought this through? Won't placing a biscuit on your cards mean they are more likely to be taken?

[monkeyman]

What I"ll do is bring a supply of Jammie Dodgers with me to The Vic. I"ll offer them to anyone seated at the same table as myself and may also use one as a card guard.

Have you thought this through? Won't placing a biscuit on your cards mean they are more likely to be taken?

Absolutely right. Now why didn"t I think of that

[monkeyman]

Mmmmm, beginning to have 2nd thoughts. Might decide to play in the Razz event after all to complete the full set of tourneys and thus leave myself with no tourist days. Can"t decide

[monkeyman]

So I"ve been playing the same game solidly for about 3 weeks now with no thoughts of trying something completely different. That"s most unlike me. However, as I"m never happy unless I"m changing my mind about something, I"ve now decided that I will play Razz in London meaning that I will be in every event. All I"ve got to do now is clear a space in my flat for all those trophies...............  

[Mayfair]

So I"ve been playing the same game solidly for about 3 weeks now with no thoughts of trying something completely different. That"s most unlike me. However, as I"m never happy unless I"m changing my mind about something, I"ve now decided that I will play Razz in London meaning that I will be in every event. All I"ve got to do now is clear a space in my flat for all those trophies...............  

Keep them in your tractor.

That way loads of angry motorists will see them as they are desperately
trying to overtake you on the A11  

[monkeyman]

So I"ve been playing the same game solidly for about 3 weeks now with no thoughts of trying something completely different. That"s most unlike me. However, as I"m never happy unless I"m changing my mind about something, I"ve now decided that I will play Razz in London meaning that I will be in every event. All I"ve got to do now is clear a space in my flat for all those trophies...............  

Keep them in your tractor.

That way loads of angry motorists will see them as they are desperately
trying to overtake you on the A11  

Love it, top post.    

[Santino67]

So I"ve been playing the same game solidly for about 3 weeks now with no thoughts of trying something completely different. That"s most unlike me. However, as I"m never happy unless I"m changing my mind about something, I"ve now decided that I will play Razz in London meaning that I will be in every event. All I"ve got to do now is clear a space in my flat for all those trophies...............  

Keep them in your tractor.

That way loads of angry motorists will see them as they are desperately
trying to overtake you on the A11  

Fantastic, made me laugh out loud in work and got a few strange looks!

[ibis]

Keep them in your tractor.

That way loads of angry motorists will see them as they are desperately
trying to overtake you on the A11

If you think his tractor is slow, you should see his car.

[Bad hat lady]

Keep them in your tractor.

That way loads of angry motorists will see them as they are desperately
trying to overtake you on the A11

If you think his tractor is slow, you should see his car.

As you could double the value of your car by replacing the air freshener, if by any miracle you manage to win a trophy you should remember to update your insurance before driving it home. However, I would have thought you were more likely to need a security guard to protect the jammie dodgers on the way down than a boot full of trophies on the way back.

[monkeyman]

Keep them in your tractor.

That way loads of angry motorists will see them as they are desperately
trying to overtake you on the A11

If you think his tractor is slow, you should see his car.

I"ll have you know I"ve just had a new rubber band fitted so that I can now reach a top speed of, ooh, 25mph. Downhill. With a gale force wind behind me.

[monkeyman]

Keep them in your tractor.

That way loads of angry motorists will see them as they are desperately
trying to overtake you on the A11

If you think his tractor is slow, you should see his car.

As you could double the value of your car by replacing the air freshener, if by any miracle you manage to win a trophy you should remember to update your insurance before driving it home. However, I would have thought you were more likely to need a security guard to protect the jammie dodgers on the way down than a boot full of trophies on the way back.

After the horrors of a 7 hour journey to Cardiff via the A11/M25/M4 in torrential rain,  howling winds and with a tyre with less grip than I have on reality, no longer will I expect my trusty carriage to carry me cross country. If however, the dealers at The Vic are swayed by the offer of biscuits and go above and beyond the call of duty by dealing me sufficient monster hands to allow me to cash in any of the four competitions I"ve entered, I may consider splashing out on a new car aerial to replace the one snapped off by some of the neanderthal barrel scrapings who live in my part of this otherwise fine city.