Thought for today

[duke3016]

30th October 2008

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

[Laxie]

Seriously question the abilities of a doctor who relies on plastic plants too.  Trust me.  

[the-crow]

If it doesn"t taste good    don"t eat it

[duke3016]

31st October 2008

If only I could be respected without having to be respectable.

[the-crow]

If it hurts ,  stop doing it

[duke3016]

1st November 2008

You know it"s cold when the local flashers are handing out written descriptions.

[the-crow]

When the weather turns cold, all the wise birds fly south for the winter.

So, why are the Owls still here

[jacklevel06]

Never drink shooters with the hungarian poker team

[Chipaccrual]

Never drink shooters with the hungarian poker team

Genius  

[duke3016]

Never drink shooters with the hungarian poker team

[duke3016]

2nd November 2008

How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?

[the-crow]

The rarest resource in space is water.

It can be used to make liquid Hydrogen and Oxygen for rocket fuel,
can be used to top up your radiator, make ice for your drinks, flush your toilet and wash your hair, essential before meeting Venusian Women

Ignore UFO"s they are just collecting water vapour from the upper atmosphere

[duke3016]

3rd November 2008

Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.

[jacklevel06]

Don"t have 9 £20 re-buys when there are only 11 players in the tourney

[Santino67]

Don"t have 9 £20 re-buys when there are only 11 players in the tourney

I"m sure you"d still have the odds for it Mickey