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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #195 on: November 03, 2008, 21:06:11 PM »
Thought from Corrie tonight

"Its not easy having someone locked in your Granny"s Attic for 5 weeks "
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #196 on: November 04, 2008, 07:49:47 AM »
4th November 2008

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #197 on: November 04, 2008, 11:25:28 AM »
This is a great thread , keep up the good work, gold Star
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #198 on: November 05, 2008, 02:19:44 AM »
5th November 2008

Psychiatrists say that one out of four people are mentally deficient.  Check three friends.  If they"re ok, you"re it.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #199 on: November 14, 2008, 17:25:39 PM »
Thursday 6th November 2008

If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by statistical methods.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #200 on: November 14, 2008, 17:27:00 PM »
Friday 7th November 2008

Comment on my English exam..........

I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #201 on: November 14, 2008, 17:27:43 PM »
Saturday 8th November 2008

A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon.  Buy the negatives at any price.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #202 on: November 14, 2008, 17:28:39 PM »
Sunday 9th November 2008

A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #203 on: November 14, 2008, 17:30:22 PM »
Monday 10th November 2008

Know what I hate most?  Rhetorical questions.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #204 on: November 14, 2008, 17:31:20 PM »
Tuesday 11th November 2008

Every 4 seconds a woman has a baby.  Our problem is to find this woman and stop her.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #205 on: November 14, 2008, 17:32:36 PM »
Wednesday 12th November 2008

Don"t hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #206 on: November 14, 2008, 17:34:37 PM »
Thursday 13th November 2008

The grass is always greener on the other side -- but that"s    because they use more manure.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #207 on: November 14, 2008, 17:35:31 PM »
Friday 14th November 2008

Don"t put off for tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today you can do it again tomorrow.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #208 on: November 15, 2008, 04:23:01 AM »
Saturday 15th November 2008 -- (Son of Dukes 18th birthday -- see us at a casino near you)

If you don"t care where you are, then you ain"t lost.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #209 on: November 15, 2008, 04:38:15 AM »
Those who think nobly are noble
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