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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #405 on: April 10, 2009, 10:05:01 AM »
Friday 10th April 2009

Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #406 on: April 11, 2009, 11:35:52 AM »
Saturday 11th April 2009

A conclusion is simply a state of mind where you got fed up with thinking.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #407 on: April 12, 2009, 11:47:31 AM »
Council authorities are the only organisations who set their staff monthly targets for buck passing  >:(
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #408 on: April 12, 2009, 12:26:46 PM »
Sunday 12th April 2009

Xerox never came up with anything original.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #409 on: April 13, 2009, 11:55:22 AM »
Monday 13th April 2009

Conceit causes more conversation than humility.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #410 on: April 14, 2009, 08:20:49 AM »
Tuesday 14th April 2009

Nondeterminism means never having to say you are wrong.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #411 on: April 15, 2009, 17:34:45 PM »
Wednesday 15th April 2009 (From sunny London)

We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #412 on: April 16, 2009, 07:35:16 AM »
Thursday 16th April 2009

If all the world"s a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #413 on: April 17, 2009, 12:47:45 PM »
Friday 17th April 2009

Beware of the Poker Player who works hard to learn something, learns it and finds himself no wiser than before, He then becomes full of murderous resentment of other Poker Players who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #414 on: April 18, 2009, 11:44:23 AM »
Saturday 18th April 2009

Maintenance is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them keeps paying for it.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #415 on: April 19, 2009, 11:49:44 AM »
Sunday 19th April 2009

Every absurdity has a champion who will defend it.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #416 on: April 20, 2009, 08:32:00 AM »
Monday 20th April 2009

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.



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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #417 on: April 21, 2009, 08:07:41 AM »
Tuesday 21st April 2009

Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a white coat is good for dandruff.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #418 on: April 22, 2009, 07:39:12 AM »
Wednesday 22nd April 2009

Do something unusual today.  Pay a bill.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #419 on: April 23, 2009, 08:13:08 AM »
Thursday 23rd April 2009

When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.
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