Thought for today

[mal666]

I"ve just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking, to be honest, its scared the sh_t out of me! So, I"ve decided, after tonight, no more reading.

[duke3016]

8th August 2008 (08/08/08 -- lucky day allegedly)

The trouble with being punctual is that people think you have nothing
more important to do.                                                

[Swinebag]

Be wary of places that are consistently well signposted. It is rarely the shortest and easiest route

[duke3016]

9th August 2008

It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the problem.

[duke3016]

10th August 2008

There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.

[duke3016]

11th August 2008

A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.                                  

[duke3016]

12th August 2008

Vital papers will demonstrate their importance by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you can"t find them.              

[duke3016]

13th August 2008

It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
                                               

[duke3016]

14th August 2008

A jumper is a garment worn by a child when its mother feels chilly.

[WarBwastardo]

Dirty pants clean bottom

[duke3016]

15th August 2008

When someone says, "It ain"t the money but the principle of the thing," it"s the money.                                        

[duke3016]

16th August 2008

Get Revenge!  Live long enough to be a problem for your children!

[duke3016]

17th August 2008

Nondeterminism means never having to say you are wrong.

[duke3016]

18th August 2008

Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.                                                  

[MortisUK]

"Even more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all, is the one who really does."