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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #450 on: May 17, 2009, 13:33:26 PM »
Sunday 17th May 2009

Superiority is recessive.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #451 on: May 18, 2009, 07:59:53 AM »
Monday 18th May 2009

Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #452 on: May 19, 2009, 08:06:17 AM »
Tuesday 19th May 2009

The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #453 on: May 20, 2009, 07:11:30 AM »
Wednesday 20th May 2009

Love your enemies: they"ll go crazy trying to figure out what you"re up to.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #454 on: May 21, 2009, 01:05:08 AM »
Thursday 21st May 2009

Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #455 on: May 22, 2009, 07:12:01 AM »
Friday 22nd May 2009

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #456 on: May 23, 2009, 08:14:00 AM »
Saturday 23rd May 2009

The world is coming to an end.  Please log off.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #457 on: May 24, 2009, 05:02:18 AM »
Sunday 24th May 2009

Management is keeping the 5 people who hate you away from the 5 people who are not sure.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #458 on: May 25, 2009, 12:54:33 PM »
Monday 25th May 2009

Good leaders being scarce, following yourself is allowed.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #459 on: May 26, 2009, 08:16:51 AM »
Tuesday 26th May 2009

If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you"ve got in the house.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #460 on: May 27, 2009, 07:48:35 AM »
Wednesday 27th May 2009

The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional    to ..... to ........ uh ..............
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #461 on: May 28, 2009, 08:15:13 AM »
Thursday 28th May 2009 (one for the Mods)

A meeting is an assembly of people coming together to decide what person or department not represented in the room must solve a problem.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #462 on: May 29, 2009, 07:56:42 AM »
Friday 29th May 2009

Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #463 on: May 30, 2009, 09:41:49 AM »
Saturday 30th May 2009

Every 4 seconds a woman has a baby.  Our problem is to find this woman and stop her.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #464 on: June 01, 2009, 18:51:29 PM »
Sunday 31st May 2009

Help a swallow land at Capistrano.
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