Thought for today

[duke3016]

18th October 2008 (One for todays IPO ?)

Don"t tell any big lies today.  Small ones can be just as effective.

[duke3016]

19th October 2008

As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination.  When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular.

[duke3016]

20th October 2008

Every solution breeds new problems.

[duke3016]

21st October 2008

With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand miles closer to globular cluster M13 in the constellation Hercules, and still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no such thing as progress.

[duke3016]

22nd October 2008

A recent study into on-line poker players has found that they have difficulty concentrating on difficult off-screen objects, such as the faces of loved ones, and this is causing eye strain. Researchers into the phenomenon say the added
concentration needed to make sense of such unnatural three dimensional objects is affecting their game...

[duke3016]

23rd October 2008

The First Rule of pushing all in with A 7 pre flop
Don"t do it.

The Second Rule of pushing all in with A 7 pre flop (for experts only!):
Don"t do it yet.

[duke3016]

24th October 2008

Miss, n.:
A title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market.

[duke3016]

25th October 2008

Show me a man who is a good loser and I"ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.

[duke3016]

26th October 2008

Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.

[lukybugur]

 

Sound advice ... for all you Rhinoceros thieves out there  

[duke3016]

27th October 2008

Poker players motto: (especially mine)

Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.

[duke3016]

28th October 2008

Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren"t smart enough to get out of jury duty!

[the-crow]

A word of advice about Rhinoceroses

I worked in London Zoo for 6 months for a builder repairing the old roofs and felt work.

Every day I walked past the rhino field and 1 old rhino stood by the wall and I went over and rubbed his nose

But one day I leant over the wall and he brought his head up and his horn knocked my glasses off. Another inch and I may have lost an Eye.

The moral is make sure they have not moved your rhino m8 into another field before you pat his nose

[duke3016]

A word of advice about Rhinoceroses

I worked in London Zoo for 6 months for a builder repairing the old roofs and felt work.

Every day I walked past the rhino field and 1 old rhino stood by the wall and I went over and rubbed his nose

But one day I leant over the wall and he brought his head up and his horn knocked my glasses off. Another inch and I may have lost an Eye.

The moral is make sure they have not moved your rhino m8 into another field before you pat his nose

And I thought Rhino"s got on well with birds of the feathered variety

[duke3016]

29th October 2008

While money doesn"t buy love, it puts you in a great bargaining position.