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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #330 on: February 10, 2009, 10:05:48 AM »
Tuesday 10th February 2009

The National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association says "Support your right to bare arms!"
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #331 on: February 11, 2009, 08:21:46 AM »
Wednesday 11th February 2009

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #332 on: February 12, 2009, 08:00:19 AM »
Thursday 12th February 2009

Oh don"t the days seem lank and long
When all goes right and none goes wrong,
And isn"t your life extremely flat
With nothing whatever to grumble at!
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #333 on: February 13, 2009, 08:19:34 AM »
Friday 13th February 2009 --- (OMG Friday the 13th)

When someone says, It isn"t the money but the principle of the thing, it"s the money.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #334 on: February 14, 2009, 12:03:09 PM »
Saturday 14th Frebruary 2009

Get Revenge!  Live long enough to be a problem for your children!
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #335 on: February 14, 2009, 18:44:51 PM »
Quote from: duke3016 on February 14, 2009, 12:03:09 PM

Saturday 14th Frebruary 2009

Get Revenge!  Live long enough to be a problem for your children!



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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #336 on: February 15, 2009, 10:04:19 AM »
Sunday 15th February 2009

I really don"t have any enemies.  It"s just that some of my best friends are trying to nick all my chips.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #337 on: February 16, 2009, 07:55:31 AM »
Monday 16th February 2009

I generally avoid temptation unless I can"t resist it.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #338 on: February 17, 2009, 08:16:46 AM »
Tuesday 17th February 2009

What good is a ticket to the good life, if you can"t find the entrance?
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #339 on: February 18, 2009, 08:32:05 AM »
Wednesday 18th February 2009

The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen.  At four we have all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #340 on: February 19, 2009, 08:24:23 AM »
Thursday 19th February 2009

Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #341 on: February 20, 2009, 09:17:28 AM »
Friday 20th February 2009

Duke"s Law of Meeting People:
If there are two possible ways to spell a person"s name, you will pick the wrong one.

Corollary:
If there is only one way to spell a name, you will spell it wrong, anyway.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #342 on: February 22, 2009, 13:44:56 PM »
Saturday 21st February 2009

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #343 on: February 22, 2009, 13:45:46 PM »
Sunday 22nd February 2009

Conversation, n.:

A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
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Re: Thought for today
« Reply #344 on: February 23, 2009, 07:15:38 AM »
Monday 23rd February 2009

If you live in a Society run by committee, be on the committee.
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