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noble1

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Re: singing the blues
« Reply #30 on: January 12, 2009, 17:20:46 PM »
Are the red wagon wheels falling off?  ;D  0-0  ::)
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Re: singing the blues
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Re: singing the blues
« Reply #32 on: January 12, 2009, 17:40:29 PM »
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Re: singing the blues
« Reply #33 on: January 12, 2009, 17:44:28 PM »
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and in the last 16 of the Champions League?


the definition champions league is debatable lol when 3 out of 4 in our case in the premier have not won anything... ::)

How do you confuse a Liverpool fan?
Ask him directions to Anfield. ;D
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Re: singing the blues
« Reply #34 on: January 12, 2009, 17:46:21 PM »
Quote from: noble1 on January 12, 2009, 17:44:28 PM

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and in the last 16 of the Champions League?


the definition champions league is debatable lol when 3 out of 4 in our case in the premier have not won anything... ::)


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Re: singing the blues
« Reply #35 on: January 12, 2009, 17:48:58 PM »
lmao  ;D
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Re: singing the blues
« Reply #36 on: January 12, 2009, 17:53:11 PM »
Quote from: noble1 on January 12, 2009, 17:44:28 PM

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and in the last 16 of the Champions League?


the definition champions league is debatable lol when 3 out of 4 in our case in the premier have not won anything... ::)

How do you confuse a Liverpool fan?
Ask him directions to Anfield. ;D


You posted that earlier.  Do you have a stutter?

Soon there"ll only be one team in Liverpool.  You"ll be up in Knowsley.
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Re: singing the blues
« Reply #37 on: January 12, 2009, 18:00:41 PM »
Bill Shankly quote - ""If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing.""

no offence intended as could apply to a everton fan but it stills make me chuckle..

Two boys are playing football in the park when one of them is attacked by a rottweiler. Thinking quickly, his friend rips a plank of wood from a fence, forces it into the dog's collar and twists it, breaking the dog's neck. All the while, a newspaper reporter who was taking a stroll through the park is watching. He rushes over, introduces himself and takes out his pad and pencil to start his story for the next edition.
He writes, "Manchester City fan saves friend from vicious animal."
The boy interrupts: "But I'm not a City fan."
The reporter starts again: "Manchester United fan saves friend from horrific attack."
The boy interrupts again: "I'm not a United fan either."
The reporter asks: "Who do you support, then?"
"Liverpool," replies the boy.
The headline the next day: "Scouse b*****d kills family pet"
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Re: singing the blues
« Reply #38 on: January 12, 2009, 18:09:53 PM »
Good one Noble. But I think you will find Dan that its Kirby we might be moving to. Another Liverpool fan who doesn"t know the area! ;)
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noble1

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Re: singing the blues
« Reply #39 on: January 12, 2009, 18:20:19 PM »
Quote from: Mikeyboy9361 on January 12, 2009, 18:09:53 PM

Good one Noble. But I think you will find Dan that its Kirby we might be moving to. Another Liverpool fan who doesn"t know the area! ;)


thx mikey , these reds are giving me a hard time  ;D

Steve Gerrard is celebrating; "43 days, 43 days!" he shouts happilly. Alex Curran asks him why hes celebrating.
He answers "Well Honey, I've done this jigsaw in only 43 days."
"And that's good?" asks Alex
"You bet Hon" says Steve."It says 3 to 6 years on the box."

A young lad asks his mum where his new liverpool top is.
"I washed it and it"s drying on the line."
The young lad rushes to the window to see his beloved liverpool top lying in the mud.
"Mum, why is my liverpool top in the mud?"
His mum looks out of the window and shouts, "the thieving gits have nicked the pegs again!"
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Re: singing the blues
« Reply #40 on: January 12, 2009, 19:11:28 PM »
Quote from: Mikeyboy9361 on January 12, 2009, 18:09:53 PM

Good one Noble. But I think you will find Dan that its Kirby we might be moving to. Another Liverpool fan who doesn"t know the area! ;)


LOL - Kirkby IS in Knowsley.

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Re: singing the blues
« Reply #41 on: January 12, 2009, 19:42:08 PM »
meh mikey might just be showing his age as kirkby only joined the newly created Metropolitan Borough of Knowsley in 1974.

Kirkby is kirkby in my eyes and since it has been around as long as liverpool practically,
supposed to been around since 870 A.D, it is a tad older than knowsley ..


Whats the difference between a Mini and Torres?
A Mini only carries 4 passengers.lol lol lol  ;D

Steven Gerrards house got robbed! He clamed to have had 5 premier league medals stolen. One officer said to him: "Stevie, your a really good player, but your no Phil Neville are you? lol lol lol that makes me cry with laughter  ;D
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Re: singing the blues
« Reply #42 on: January 12, 2009, 20:02:04 PM »
Quote from: noble1 on January 12, 2009, 19:42:08 PM

meh mikey might just be showing his age as kirkby only joined the newly created Metropolitan Borough of Knowsley in 1974.

Kirkby is kirkby in my eyes and since it has been around as long as liverpool practically,
supposed to been around since 870 A.D, it is a tad older than knowsley ..


LOL @ 1974 being recent and "new".  That"s all my life then.



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Re: singing the blues
« Reply #43 on: January 12, 2009, 20:07:53 PM »
Got his for a friend for xmas (it was cheap, obviously):

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Re: singing the blues
« Reply #44 on: January 12, 2009, 20:48:41 PM »
lmao nice 1  :-*


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A teacher starts a new job at a primary school on Merseyside and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she"s a big football fan and supports liverpool. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are liverpool fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn"t you raise your hand?"
"Because I"m not a liverpool fan miss," she replies. The teacher, still shocked asks:"Well, if your not a liverpool Fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I"m a West Ham fan, and proud of it," Mary replies. The teacher can"t believe her ears. "Mary, how come you"re a Hammers fan?"
"Because my mum and dad are from London"s East End and are West Ham fans, so I"m a West Ham fan too!"
"Still," says the teacher, annoyed, "that"s no reason for you to be a West Ham fan as well. You don"t have to be like your parents all the time, do you? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and car thief. Would you be like them then?"
"No," smiles Mary, "I"d be a liverpool fan."
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