Southern Divisional Controller

[APAT]

Welcome to the APAT Southern Division, which is being managed by Leigh Wiltshire, who posts on the forum as "Chipaccrual". 

Please post here or send Leigh a personal message if you have any queries relating to the Southern Division.

Good luck in the Online National League.

[duke3016]

I have a question -- does than implant on his belly make him a looser player -- I think not

[TopPair2Pair]

its looks like someone cut a square in his belly and what you can see is the white wall behind him!

[lewissmith7]

how do we join a club?

[Chipaccrual]

how do we join a club?

Each club has a sign up thread.  Pick the club closest to you and post your forum name, real name, and blue square name on the thread.

We will then add you to the members list.

For Southern clubs, click on the link at the bottom of my signature.

Good luck, and welcome to APAT.

[Chipaccrual]

Well, with less than 24 hours before the start of the National League, I think the Southern Division is looking ready to get going.

The transport is sorted.  We"ve got "xTheTrainDriver", "AirNZXXX", "TopGun142" and if planes and trains fail us, there"s always "IDrivetractors".

Some say were a bunch of animals at the poker tables, but "SNAKE065", "goater1414", "darkhorse111", "mousebob", "WiseOwlBS", "EMS_ShakeyShark", "Scooby500", "BirdiNumnum", "ubermonkey1" and "antthecat" are just a few of the crowd.

Provisions will be supplied by "fastfood89", hopefully no curry though, or we might have a case of "roaringbutt" followed by "Bowlestown".

We are well prepared to take on the Central and Northern bunch.  If it gets cold, we"ve got a "BigParka", if things turn legal, we"ll call on "briefly1", if we need to break out of a tricky situation, there"s the "LondonLocksmith" and if it turns nasty, we can shout for the "smilinassassin".  

So remember when we play, we"ve always got a "chiip", normally "1vanace".  You need to be aware of "The BigSting" or you might be in the "DogDoo" because we will always be "InTheCash"

Northern and Central, you have been warned.

Oh, and if it goes to penalties, we"ve "GERMANBLOKE" lined up.

Good Luck guys.  

[Logie66]

Excellent Leigh, did it take you the whole of Saturday night  

[Bodddders]

Needs to get out more comes to mind.

[monkeyman]

Leigh, have you struck a side bet with the other Uberfuhrers about which division is going to win overall? If not, why not?  

[SirPercival]

Leigh, have you struck a side bet with the other Uberfuhrers about which division is going to win overall? If not, why not?  

why not - because he would lose.  

[Chipaccrual]

Leigh, have you struck a side bet with the other Uberfuhrers about which division is going to win overall? If not, why not?  

We are in discussion.  Surprised they are even entertaining the idea, as it"s a done deal the Southern Division will provide the winners.

There"s talk of a forfeit for the bottom division.  

[SirPercival]

I say when the Southern division lose Leigh has to run through DTD naked.

I say that safe in the knowledge that Central will not have their controller do the same.  

[Chipaccrual]

I say when the Southern division lose Leigh has to run through DTD naked.

I say that safe in the knowledge that Central will not have their controller do the same.  

What"s with you Scots and nudity ?    

[SirPercival]

I say when the Southern division lose Leigh has to run through DTD naked.

I say that safe in the knowledge that Central will not have their controller do the same.  

What"s with you Scots and nudity ?    

If you"ve got it, flaunt it!

[HaworthBantam]

I understand that Leigh has already got his forfeit outfit on order, complete with flashing codpiece.....