please help

[oneill1970]

to good use by quality poker players.

Good use? Yes.

Quality?  In my case, I think not...

[HaworthBantam]

APAT normally take a cut of 20% for using the forum to reseolve financial queries.

Then their"s at least 8 APAT regulars who have given up their valuable time to post on this thread for your beneift. (10% per person)

So if you would care to ship the £50 on to the relevant parties, that would be fantastic.

And that way, you are assured that the avid gambler inside you, won"t just waste the £50 away, but instead it will be put to good use by quality poker players.  

Next case.

Are you not on holiday, Leigh ?

[Chipaccrual]

APAT normally take a cut of 20% for using the forum to reseolve financial queries.

Then their"s at least 8 APAT regulars who have given up their valuable time to post on this thread for your beneift. (10% per person)

So if you would care to ship the £50 on to the relevant parties, that would be fantastic.

And that way, you are assured that the avid gambler inside you, won"t just waste the £50 away, but instead it will be put to good use by quality poker players.  

Next case.

Are you not on holiday, Leigh ?

Errrr, yes.  Hotel with internet access ftw.

It"s 3 o"clock and a bit too hot for me, so sat on our patio chilling out catching up on APAT stuff.  I could mod from the Caribbean on a permanent basis you know.  

[kinboshi]

APAT normally take a cut of 20% for using the forum to reseolve financial queries.

Then their"s at least 8 APAT regulars who have given up their valuable time to post on this thread for your beneift. (10% per person)

So if you would care to ship the £50 on to the relevant parties, that would be fantastic.

And that way, you are assured that the avid gambler inside you, won"t just waste the £50 away, but instead it will be put to good use by quality poker players.  

Next case.

Are you not on holiday, Leigh ?

Errrr, yes.  Hotel with internet access ftw.

It"s 3 o"clock and a bit too hot for me, so sat on our patio chilling out catching up on APAT stuff.  I could mod from the Caribbean on a permanent basis you know.  

Blatant "I"m in the Caribbean" brag post imo.

[HaworthBantam]

APAT normally take a cut of 20% for using the forum to reseolve financial queries.

Then their"s at least 8 APAT regulars who have given up their valuable time to post on this thread for your beneift. (10% per person)

So if you would care to ship the £50 on to the relevant parties, that would be fantastic.

And that way, you are assured that the avid gambler inside you, won"t just waste the £50 away, but instead it will be put to good use by quality poker players.  

Next case.

Are you not on holiday, Leigh ?

Errrr, yes.  Hotel with internet access ftw.

It"s 3 o"clock and a bit too hot for me, so sat on our patio chilling out catching up on APAT stuff.  I could mod from the Caribbean on a permanent basis you know.  

Just concentrate on enjoying yourself and leave the mod duties to us  

[Chipaccrual]

Photo evidence.  View from patio.

[monkeyman]

Photo evidence.  View from patio.

Is that Walsall?

[HaworthBantam]

"APAT Divisional Controller (Caribbean Region)"

[duke3016]

Photo evidence.  View from patio.

Is that Walsall?

Nah it"s the view from the wooden shack on the edge of the woods.......

[Chipaccrual]

"APAT Divisional Controller (Caribbean Region)"

How long did it take you to spot that ?

lol

[HaworthBantam]

Photo evidence.  View from patio.

Either your camera is drunk, or your focusing is all to cock  

[Chipaccrual]

FMP (That"s fixed my photo)  

[TopPair2Pair]

yeah i have already explained that i am not actually a compulsive gambler, i just used it as a figure of speech as i didnt want to lose my winnings... as mentioned by other people earlier, whether i am, or aren"t, it make no difference as i have not broken any rule or any law. my girlfriend has even emailed them trying to explain im not a compulsive gambler.

I once rang up a for a taxi (when drunk). After 10 minutes it hadn"t come, so i rang them back and told them I was still waiting. They said they would be no more than 10 minutes. After 15 minutes i rang them back and they said they were really sorry ("its just coming now, pal"). Ten minutes later and  still no taxi so I rang them again and said that I was going to ring another taxi company as this was taking too long.

I rang the other taxi company and they said 45 minutes minimum. I said thanks but no thanks. I then rang the original taxi company and asked for a taxi.

What do you think they said?? What do you think they would have said if I"d have got my wife to ring up for me??

Stop cross dressing/pretending to be your wife and we"ll pick you up?