95% Chance I have A Seat for Sale

[Mr Bogus]

Got 2 seats on the clickfest but my mate has to work and not looking good for him getting time of. As per what I seen here, names posted will be drawn from a pot if there is more than 1 person wanting this seat, altough best comedy post might swing it.

Post to consist of a poem, joke and a prayer to our Father.

Run out time for exchange names 48hrs from now, or I"ll bring my cat to play and run between tables.

GL

[lukybugur]

I"m assuming this is for the Welsh Open this weekend ... ?

[Shhipit]

A homeless man asks another man for fifty pence. The man says "Will you use the money to buy yourself a booze?" The homeless guy replies "No sir, I don"t drink." The man then asks "Will you use the money to play poker?" The homeless man replies "No sir, I don"t play poker." So the man says "Do me a favor and come home with me. I want my wife to see what happens to a man who doesn"t drink or play poker."





I want to play poker mate, give me this seat ) Ill buy you few drinks of course

[gladiator2007]

hi there m8 if its for cardiff this weekend im desperate for a seat for my m8. i managed to get mine on the clickfest,
hes gutted he missed out! if at all possible i will do anything for this seat i mean anything, hes had sooooooooo much bad luck recently this would make his day

if u can sell your seat to me my contact details are 07856 119815  anytime

plus instant money transfur online.  cheers m8   Gladiator         tc

[PHIL_TC]

Can you put Matthew Ward"s name into the hat please (presuming its for Cardiff this weeked)

Our Father, which art on the button
Luck be thy name.
Thy "All In" come.
Thy bluff be done,
Online as it is in Cardiff
Give us this day our stack of chips,
And forgive us our bad calls,
As we forgive those who shove against us.
And lead us not into traps,
But, deliver us from donks.
For thine is the fold, and the call, and the raise.
For ever and ever. Amen

[PHIL_TC]

Can you put Matthew Ward"s name into the hat please (presuming its for Cardiff this weeked)

Our Father, which art on the button
Luck be thy name.
Thy "All In" come.
Thy bluff be done,
Online as it is in Cardiff
Give us this day our stack of chips,
And forgive us our bad calls,
As we forgive those who shove against us.
And lead us not into traps,
But, deliver us from donks.
For thine is the fold, and the call, and the raise.
For ever and ever. Amen

Looks like I"ve got a seat elsewhere  .. so please take me out of the hat please!

Thanks
Phil

[mindman]

put me down for the seat please


a husband turns to his wife and says tell me something that will make me happy and one thing to make me sad so the wife says you have the biggest ***** out of all your brothers.

[duke3016]

Can you put Matthew Ward"s name into the hat please (presuming its for Cardiff this weeked)

Our Father, which art on the button
Luck be thy name.
Thy "All In" come.
Thy bluff be done,
Online as it is in Cardiff
Give us this day our stack of chips,
And forgive us our bad calls,
As we forgive those who shove against us.
And lead us not into traps,
But, deliver us from donks.
For thine is the fold, and the call, and the raise.
For ever and ever. Amen

Glad you got a seat that was class, pure class

[Buffenberger]

hi there,im desperate for a seat this weekend.im happy to eat bees, play upside down or to dress up as a leek if it means i get to play.anyway please contact me at dpokerherbert@hotmail.co.uk or post here cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers.