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Lines From The Weekend
« on: August 31, 2009, 16:54:10 PM »
I love the banter at these events

My personal favourite line from this weekend went as follows:

Tikay (on mic. commentating on the ME Final Table): "The Norweigen fella has said he"s all-in"

Paul McGuinness (from my table in the HORSE): "What he meant to say was, "can I have a cup of tea please""?


Comedy Genius.

My 2nd favourite was on Friday, involving the Irish father/son combo known to most. I think they are both called Gerard Smyth but I"m sure someone can put me right.

Outside in the Smoking Area during the 1st of the split dinner breaks with Senior and a few others when junior walks out:

Snr: "Are you out son?"
Jnr: "Yes!"
Snr: "Good Man, well played!!... What happened?"
Jnr: "Shoved with Pocket Queens"
Snr: "And?..........." (in a tone clearly wanting information on how the hand played out etc.)
Jnr: "LOST"

(Raucous laughter from all around)
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Re: Lines From The Weekend
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2009, 16:59:33 PM »
LMFAO, fantastic!

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Re: Lines From The Weekend
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2009, 17:02:35 PM »
Please dont encourage Paul
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Re: Lines From The Weekend
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2009, 17:17:15 PM »

I love the banter at these events

My personal favourite line from this weekend went as follows:

Tikay (on mic. commentating on the ME Final Table): "The Norweigen fella has said he"s all-in"

Paul McGuinness (from my table in the HORSE): "What he meant to say was, "can I have a cup of tea please""?


Comedy Genius.

My 2nd favourite was on Friday, involving the Irish father/son combo known to most. I think they are both called Gerard Smyth but I"m sure someone can put me right.

Outside in the Smoking Area during the 1st of the split dinner breaks with Senior and a few others when junior walks out:

Snr: "Are you out son?"
Jnr: "Yes!"
Snr: "Good Man, well played!!... What happened?"
Jnr: "Shoved with Pocket Queens"
Snr: "And?..........." (in a tone clearly wanting information on how the hand played out etc.)
Jnr: "LOST"

(Raucous laughter from all around)



yes i was witness to that it was pure class,Duke and mini Duke or wee man as he is known
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Re: Lines From The Weekend
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2009, 17:31:21 PM »
My favourite line was on our HORSE table. Neil Blatchly was giving us all a laugh with his approach to the Stud games...... but the classic line came when a guy pays the Bring In with  :2c: in Stud Hi. Neil looks at him with an incredulous stare, and says..... "why the hell are you betting a 2?"


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Re: Lines From The Weekend
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2009, 18:14:08 PM »
Laughed too many times to remember them all so it"s good you lot are here to remind us!  Great week-end.   :D

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Re: Lines From The Weekend
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2009, 18:22:25 PM »

Was far too pi$$ed (morn "til morn) to remember them all so it"s good you lot are here to remind us!  Great week-end.   :D


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Re: Lines From The Weekend
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2009, 19:14:35 PM »


Was far too pi$$ed (morn "til morn) to remember them all so it"s good you lot are here to remind us!  Great week-end.   :D


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Re: Lines From The Weekend
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2009, 20:04:09 PM »
Simon Trumper over the tanoy, when the first person was eliminated .

"We have lost our first person, thanks for coming. We have a £10 beginners comp tonight which should suit you"

LOL"d hard at that.

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Re: Lines From The Weekend
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2009, 21:19:45 PM »


Was far too pi$$ed (morn "til morn) to remember them all so it"s good you lot are here to remind us!  Great week-end.   :D


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lol  you beat me to it neil ,so very true
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Re: Lines From The Weekend
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2009, 21:27:54 PM »



Was far too pi$$ed (morn "til morn) to remember them all so it"s good you lot are here to remind us!  Great week-end.   :D


FYP


lol  you beat me to it neil ,so very true


Sigh.  The girl was on her holidays...give her a break!

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« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2009, 21:32:36 PM »




Was far too pi$$ed (morn "til morn) to remember them all so it"s good you lot are here to remind us!  Great week-end.   :D


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lol  you beat me to it neil ,so very true


Sigh.  The girl was on her holidays...give her a break!


ye! she actually had electricity, clean water an indoor toilet no wonder she was over the moon. and erm...

dragging poor ger into the strip club xD

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Re: Lines From The Weekend
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2009, 22:12:27 PM »





Was far too pi$$ed (morn "til morn) to remember them all so it"s good you lot are here to remind us!  Great week-end.   :D


FYP



lol  you beat me to it neil ,so very true


Sigh.  The girl was on her holidays...give her a break!


ye! she actually had electricity, clean water an indoor toilet no wonder she was over the moon. and erm...

dragging poor ger into the strip club xD



didnt take much dragging to be fair lol and scouse strutting his stuff was just class well worth the visit

and have u figured out the pjam thing from Thursday night  yet dawn ? or should i say fri mornng
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Re: Lines From The Weekend
« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2009, 22:31:59 PM »
Yep.  Was just keeping me promise.  Sigh.

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Re: Lines From The Weekend
« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2009, 22:33:03 PM »

Yep.  Was just keeping me promise.  Sigh.


sorry dawn mentioned no  more lol
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