The four day APAT European Championships festival is nearly upon us, from one of Europe"s most glamourous and inviting locations.
Unable to resist the charms of location, Des, Leigh and Ian Burnett telling random strangers "I Got an APAT Medal don"tcha know?" players from twelve countries are about to embark on a two day quest to become APAT European Team Champions before the Individual Event begins on Saturday.
I will once again be sitting on my backside while Leigh does all the hard work. I tell him this means I can be creative and concentrate on entertaining you. He actually pretended to believe that once, bless him. Mug.
So, there follows details of the team event and then you can chip in with shouts of support, your picks of the winning team and other random miscellany.