Due to entirely foreseen circumstances I have a Heads-Up seat available.
I was going to sell it to Nigel Johnson, who foresaw the possibility before anyone else, but he has picked one up already, so I will sell it to the first person who posts on here asking for it.
You must state "Solent is the best team in the league" in your post, but none of your clever word-trickery, or you"ll be disqualified.