AnnouncementOn behalf of the APAT Management team we are sorry to have to announce that Stuart "fatcatstu" Ward will be unable to play in the forthcoming APAT European Amateur Championship - Coventry, to defend the title he won last year at Luton
Following many and various complaints it has been alleged that of his last 150 posts, of 296 in total, some 148 remind viewers of this forum that he won the event last year.
Furthermore other complaints centre around his association with Gordon Strachan and his sighting in Manchester"s Canal Street last week dressed in a manner non compliant with G Casino dress codes, and no I don"t mean his trainers.
Faced with an unprecendented exodus from the player list by over 40 people, and thus running an unsuccessful event for the first time in four seasons, we have no choice but to transfer his seat to "The Stockton Rock", here seen before Swimming in last week"s school photo.
We look forward to welcoming "fatcatstu" back to APAT once he has learnt the art of humility, how to shave and when Middlesborough FC win a game again.
Around August 2015 then.
APAT Management team
November 2010
