Suggestion for tighty if you cant find a venue. Pretend you have found one, get flight to vegas on expenses, spend a week drinking and playing poker, do fake updates for those back home, we can pose for photos at the poker table, pretend ger wins, more photos of ger with trophy, job done. I promise we wont grass and ger will probably be so drunk he will actually believe he did win as he wont remember a thing. I think tighty has earned a break so i reckon we can pull this one off.