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What makes the perfect sandwich?
« on: February 17, 2011, 17:17:09 PM »
While we wait for season 5, I thought I would start another "I'm board" thread.

What makes the perfect sandwich?

I want to build the sandwich from scratch, so the first part is "What kind of bread"?  

White, Brown, Wholemeal ect ect
Sliced, Hand cut, Bread Cake, Torpedo ect ect.

I like a straight forward white thick slice  

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Re: What makes the perfect sandwich?
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2011, 17:22:27 PM »
Belfast bap...pull out the middle...stuff with spicy bikers...easy game!!!
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Re: What makes the perfect sandwich?
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2011, 17:37:48 PM »

While we wait for season 5, I thought I would start another "I'm board" thread.

What makes the perfect sandwich?

I want to build the sandwich from scratch, so the first part is "What kind of bread"?  

White, Brown, Wholemeal ect ect
Sliced, Hand cut, Bread Cake, Torpedo ect ect.

I like a straight forward white thick slice  



Ah now that"s a cracking question.  You"re essentially asking "what"s the meaning of life" aren"t you because it"s different for everyone.  I"ve had arguments about this with sammich eaters all over the world, but I"m convinced that the perfect sammich will always mirror the eater"s personality.

For example, according to my research 74% of sammich eaters who consider themselves Conservative will be 83% more likely to enjoy a beef sammich than 93% of all other regular sammich enthusiasts.

By comparison a more liberal sammich eaten by the sandal wearing bohemian types who pretend to enjoy poetry and make love in front of their own progeny will usually prefer a chicken teriyaki on bread made by a Palestinian orphan in a clay oven resting on the a metal grill from an Israeli mortar.

Sammiches are the most awesome things in the world, because they not only give life they are a journey through life and a window into life. 

I like fish fingers.
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Re: What makes the perfect sandwich?
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2011, 17:59:12 PM »


While we wait for season 5, I thought I would start another "I'm board" thread.

What makes the perfect sandwich?

I want to build the sandwich from scratch, so the first part is "What kind of bread"?  

White, Brown, Wholemeal ect ect
Sliced, Hand cut, Bread Cake, Torpedo ect ect.

I like a straight forward white thick slice  



Ah now that"s a cracking question.  You"re essentially asking "what"s the meaning of life" aren"t you because it"s different for everyone.  I"ve had arguments about this with sammich eaters all over the world, but I"m convinced that the perfect sammich will always mirror the eater"s personality.

For example, according to my research 74% of sammich eaters who consider themselves Conservative will be 83% more likely to enjoy a beef sammich than 93% of all other regular sammich enthusiasts.

By comparison a more liberal sammich eaten by the sandal wearing bohemian types who pretend to enjoy poetry and make love in front of their own progeny will usually prefer a chicken teriyaki on bread made by a Palestinian orphan in a clay oven resting on the a metal grill from an Israeli mortar.

Sammiches are the most awesome things in the world, because they not only give life they are a journey through life and a window into life. 

I like fish fingers.


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Re: What makes the perfect sandwich?
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2011, 18:12:25 PM »
White, hand cut, doorstep, buttered.

Mustard spread on both slices then a thick slice of cheese, equally thick slice of raw onion.

Perfect
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Re: What makes the perfect sandwich?
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2011, 18:24:17 PM »


While we wait for season 5, I thought I would start another "I'm board" thread.

What makes the perfect sandwich?

I want to build the sandwich from scratch, so the first part is "What kind of bread"?  

White, Brown, Wholemeal ect ect
Sliced, Hand cut, Bread Cake, Torpedo ect ect.

I like a straight forward white thick slice  



Ah now that"s a cracking question.  You"re essentially asking "what"s the meaning of life" aren"t you because it"s different for everyone.  I"ve had arguments about this with sammich eaters all over the world, but I"m convinced that the perfect sammich will always mirror the eater"s personality.

For example, according to my research 74% of sammich eaters who consider themselves Conservative will be 83% more likely to enjoy a beef sammich than 93% of all other regular sammich enthusiasts.

By comparison a more liberal sammich eaten by the sandal wearing bohemian types who pretend to enjoy poetry and make love in front of their own progeny will usually prefer a chicken teriyaki on bread made by a Palestinian orphan in a clay oven resting on the a metal grill from an Israeli mortar.

Sammiches are the most awesome things in the world, because they not only give life they are a journey through life and a window into life. 

I like fish fingers.


All I asked is "What kind of bread"  :D

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Re: What makes the perfect sandwich?
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2011, 18:24:38 PM »
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Re: What makes the perfect sandwich?
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2011, 18:26:13 PM »



While we wait for season 5, I thought I would start another "I'm board" thread.

What makes the perfect sandwich?

I want to build the sandwich from scratch, so the first part is "What kind of bread"?  

White, Brown, Wholemeal ect ect
Sliced, Hand cut, Bread Cake, Torpedo ect ect.

I like a straight forward white thick slice  



Ah now that"s a cracking question.  You"re essentially asking "what"s the meaning of life" aren"t you because it"s different for everyone.  I"ve had arguments about this with sammich eaters all over the world, but I"m convinced that the perfect sammich will always mirror the eater"s personality.

For example, according to my research 74% of sammich eaters who consider themselves Conservative will be 83% more likely to enjoy a beef sammich than 93% of all other regular sammich enthusiasts.

By comparison a more liberal sammich eaten by the sandal wearing bohemian types who pretend to enjoy poetry and make love in front of their own progeny will usually prefer a chicken teriyaki on bread made by a Palestinian orphan in a clay oven resting on the a metal grill from an Israeli mortar.

Sammiches are the most awesome things in the world, because they not only give life they are a journey through life and a window into life. 

I like fish fingers.


All I asked is "What kind of bread"  :D


Ah well yes quite...white thick slice should be fine.  Carry on.

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Re: What makes the perfect sandwich?
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2011, 18:41:09 PM »
A white cottage loaf, still warm from the oven, cut nice and thick (and by thick, I mean at least an inch).... containing large slabs of mature cheddar, and lashings of Branston pickle, with pickled onions and pickled red cabbage on the side. Now THAT is a sandwich, and it goes best with Magners over ice on a summer"s evening.


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Re: What makes the perfect sandwich?
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2011, 18:46:08 PM »

A white cottage loaf, still warm from the oven, cut nice and thick (and by thick, I mean at least an inch).... containing large slabs of mature cheddar, and lashings of Branston pickle, with pickled onions and pickled red cabbage on the side. Now THAT is a sandwich, and it goes best with Magners over ice on a summer"s evening.




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Re: What makes the perfect sandwich?
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2011, 18:56:48 PM »
All I want for now is WHAT BREAD we will get into the fillings later (one step at a time)

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Re: What makes the perfect sandwich?
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2011, 19:06:46 PM »

All I want for now is WHAT BREAD we will get into the fillings later (one step at a time)


Thread is out of control already.   :D

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Re: What makes the perfect sandwich?
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2011, 19:13:14 PM »
I"m still on what the feck to wash it down with - bear with me

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Re: What makes the perfect sandwich?
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2011, 19:30:55 PM »


All I want for now is WHAT BREAD we will get into the fillings later (one step at a time)


Thread is out of control already.   :D

I"m still on what the feck to wash it down with - bear with me


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Re: What makes the perfect sandwich?
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2011, 19:34:55 PM »

A white cottage loaf, still warm from the oven, cut nice and thick (and by thick, I mean at least an inch)


In the interest of the original question - this plus real butter. Filling later obv (picked the wash down beverage as well by the way)