OK, so we"re just a day away from the start of APAT Coventry and here are the latest player updates....
Reigning champion Tod Wood is preparing his Caesar Outfit, his horse and carriage and his bevvy of leggy blondes for his grand entrance, Hellmuth style!
Dan Owston and Scouse are on their 12th round of Jaeger Bombs and Scouse is preparing his wizards sleeve, lining it with sevens and twos, making sure he can slip them out without anyone noticing, and that they"ll always come out off suit
Brian Yates is preparing the BCPC (Best poker club in the midlands) promotional material and trying to figure out how he won last nights inaugral BCPC Premier League Poker online home game it"s that long since he won one!
Leigh is making the final adjustments to his spreadsheets that will predict the final tablists, who will end up heads up and the final winning hand, although he"s still struggling with getting it to work out Dan and Scouses final tab as it"s using up 48Gb of memory and 3 quad core processors
Maylis is making herself look bang tidy
Darren Shallis has been given a bye straight to the final table as it"s inevitable
Steve Redfern is re-re-reading Gus Hansens Guide to being a Nutjob Mentallist uber-uber-aggressive tournament champion
Rupinder Bedi has had a rollercoaster ride and is currently sitting on either 12 chips or 127000
Ant Williams is out running flopped Quad Aces into a runner runner Royal Flush, unlucky Ant
Matt McKinlay has got em in 60-40 ya donk, we"re awaiting the outcome....
Jack Prime was last seen naked wandering around the casino mumbling something about keys
Don Roberts is attempting to beat last years walking on water record of 0.2 seconds
Swinebag and ladman are still trying to find me to get the drinks i offered to buy them
Tony Trippier is shining up his Bronze from the Stud, working on his bad beat story and figuring out how to get both pineapple and duck sex into his exit speech
Andy "Chuckie Egg" Duncan and Debjani "Bride of Chucky" Duncan can"t make it as they"re currently working on Bride of Chucky 2
Tighty is at the front of the buffet queue, shhh ... nobody tell him
Des will be arriving..... soon
and me, well i"m currently in the tank working out what to do with my first hand
More updates as and when they happen!