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Swinebag

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Re: how far can we go
« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2011, 06:31:28 AM »
 a double petrol and coke, no ice.

And as Mr Tighty was about to get the cards in the air, in walked a ..........
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Re: how far can we go
« Reply #16 on: June 04, 2011, 09:17:31 AM »
naked man...
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Re: how far can we go
« Reply #17 on: June 04, 2011, 09:29:20 AM »
"Excuse me.." said Jack Prime, " I seem to have locked myself out of my room."

" I wonder if you could...
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Re: how far can we go
« Reply #18 on: June 04, 2011, 10:22:23 AM »
jingle my jangles and play hoolies with me goolies

after that I need some help to......
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Re: how far can we go
« Reply #19 on: June 04, 2011, 11:00:26 AM »
...find my hotel room as I haven"t checked in yet...
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Re: how far can we go
« Reply #20 on: June 04, 2011, 11:42:08 AM »
Ever the gentleman, Tighty paused his SnG to escort the naked Jack to the receptionist to check in. 
Whilst Tighty was away, the players sat around the table, started the subject about....
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Re: how far can we go
« Reply #21 on: June 04, 2011, 14:43:26 PM »
 Quantam Physics
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Re: how far can we go
« Reply #22 on: June 04, 2011, 16:28:53 PM »
a branch of science that deals with discrete, indivisible units of energy called quanta as described by the Quantum Theory.

A theory not written by David Sklansky. This conversation obviously did not last long, so they moved on to the subject of .....

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Re: how far can we go
« Reply #23 on: June 04, 2011, 16:46:23 PM »
championship marbles..
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Re: how far can we go
« Reply #24 on: June 04, 2011, 17:15:26 PM »
since all present at the table had already lost all their marbles, this subject also failed to be a success, so it moved on to ...
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Re: how far can we go
« Reply #25 on: June 04, 2011, 18:04:46 PM »
Suddenly a man of a sort anglo-mexican appearance wheezed in and shouted, "I"ve just come from outside, where it"s really really f**king warm and sunny. Why don"t we all go outside and do stuff instead of... you know,... this.  That way we won"t hate ourselves when it rains again for the next eight to nine months for wasting our lives and stuff.  VAMOS!"
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Re: how far can we go
« Reply #26 on: June 04, 2011, 21:26:23 PM »
But he died. So the subject moved to fishing - which, until the recent spate of poker-related deaths, had previously been the pasttime responsible for the highest number of global fatalities per annum. The reasons for this being...
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Re: how far can we go
« Reply #27 on: June 04, 2011, 22:03:56 PM »
that water and alcohol don"t mix well. Drunk fishermen, like some poker players, often think they can walk on water. So the conversation started recalling some other poker related injuries, like the time.....
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Re: how far can we go
« Reply #28 on: June 04, 2011, 22:10:46 PM »
...Andy Overton took so long to make a decision 7 players at the table developed deep-vein-thrombosis.
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Re: how far can we go
« Reply #29 on: June 04, 2011, 22:21:40 PM »
... and Mrs Overton once again with feeling said "what the feck were you doing in the hand anyway" Andy ignored that and spotted a familiar face in the crowd and said .........
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